before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
guys (or girls, whatever floats your boat) I just want you to know you have options. You can leave madam zeroni ass wherever she at, tell zelda over here to take a seat, and go watch porn
I read a post about this very title talking about how black widow and pepper potts are shown as scantily clad eye candy. What…the…FUCK? Shut the HELL up trying to find something bad about the movie and ENJOY the fucking ass and tits. Black widow was a dominant figure in the movie AND the comic book. She was undercover trying to get information to probably save your sorry ass. So what she was wearing a tight black dress? She kicked ass did she not? As for Pepper Potts, she was wearing daisy dukes and a low cut shirt. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. She was on her own leisure time. You think she wears a pants suit all the time? And saying that the guys don’t get exposed like the women do? This ain’t fucking twilight. We don’t need to see their abs and shit. It’s a comic book movie! If you haven’t seen the movie yet, i’m sorry. You’ll understand later. But seeing that post really pissed me off. Everybody is entitled to their opinion but good god please try to make it an intelligent one.
I just wanna fuck. And take pictures of females for money. And fuck. Around the world. And my own professional brand of condoms. That don’t break. Safety first.
Homecoming was fucking amazing. Im gonna be a relaxed nigga for a while ;) Busy day tomorrow. Gonna be a zombie! Carpe Diem, and stay thirsty my friends. Goodnight.
(Source: coolguyhat)
