I just wanna fuck. And take pictures of females for money. And fuck. Around the world. And my own professional brand of condoms. That don’t break. Safety first.

I feel like I’m being cockblocked by god himself (if there is one)

Just saw a convo on Twitter between two actors on Harry potter. They get along very well in real life but in the movie they’re enemies. So they’re communicating on Twitter and some dumbass says that the series isn’t over yet so they should “pretend to hate each other”. WTF? If you were a real die hard hp fan, the last book came out how many years ago? THAT’S when it ended. This is just a visualization of what you already know will happen. I’ve read em all. And yes I plan on seeing the movie. But to tell two actors they should hate each other until the movies are over seems stupid to me. Moral of the story: ITS BEEN OVER FOR YEARS! COME ON PEOPLE!