After months of trying not to give a fuck, today I gave a fuck. And I probably shouldn’t have given a fuck. But I gave a fuck. And now I have no fucks. And that’ll probably come back and haunt me in the future. Because fucks come and go like currency. And I’m broke now…fuck.

They put him on life support late last night. Moms hysterical, my Aunt is afraid, everybodys distraught. This came out of the blue. What…the…fuck is goin on? Holy shit.

Oh, just a bunch of shit i won’t be able to say if SOPA\PIPA gets its way. In case I can never say it again, FUCK THE GOVERNMENT. Always taking away everything thats good in my life.

you don’t fuck with someones emotions just because you’re unsure of your own.

My eyes are still bleeding of awesomeness. But on the other hand, I missed the best last 10 minutes of it where Kane came out in his new mask. Moral of the story? FUCK THE HAMTON ROADS TRANSIT SYSTEM AND FUCK THE TIDE.

I shall name my son this…wait, I’m never having kids :D

I just wanna fuck. And take pictures of females for money. And fuck. Around the world. And my own professional brand of condoms. That don’t break. Safety first.